Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse
2010 August 23
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Review by Anna for Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse
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This is definitely a book for the 14+ – 40ish guy crowd or any woman that really likes UFC. I went to a book signing on Long Island where Forrest spoke and took questions for about 45 minutes. I have to say, he is a naturally funny guy – like stand up funny with a small crowd. He has a great sense of timing and humor…which probably means he’s a heck of a lot smarter than anyone realizes…making him a dangerous man to tangle with…even before the ‘stuff’ goes down. This is NOT a book for anyone under 14 – language and situations are for adults only.
I think he admitted that this book didn’t take all that long to write, and it shows. But this isn’t a book anyone is going to read for the literary value, unless they get to twenty by counting on their toes. It’s a great read for anyone with Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD or AD/HD or ADD); Forrest throws in little ‘Forrest Factoids’ and ‘Fortune Cookie Wisdom’ paragraphs whenever the mood strikes. These paragraphs kind of act like little mental speed bumps, and they either enhance the story or sending the reader into deep thought while contemplating all the wisdom. It doesn’t take that long to read either – which for me, was a blessing.
Probably the funniest thing about the book is that it actually has some good advice – like what vehicles are the best to commandeer (hint: avoid tractors), and the importance of weapons (for protecting your stuff). I could have done without the knowing that Forrest attempted to milk penguins when doing research for this book; sadly only a nuclear explosion (nearby) will erase that from my memory. I hope the penguin wasn’t traumatized…or at least not as bad as Forrest when he saw a freshly killed deer stuffed into the trunk of a Lincoln Continental.
The best thing you can do is buy the book here on Amazon. I paid full price, and man, am I stupid.
Review by brutus for Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse
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This guy is brilliant (it’s bs that his iq is 86). I haven’t laughed so hard since I was reading Nat Lampoon in the subway in the seventies (people did move away from me at the time).
Review by BookBargainsandPreviews.com for Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse
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I think the author is a comedic genius and this book is hilarious. Griffin is a gifted storyteller and a master of the punch line. I found my self laughing out loud as I read to the end that my kids wondered what was up with me! If you liked his first book, you will love this one. If you’ve never read Griffin, you have to pick up a copy!
Review by L. Colson for Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse
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Another great read by Forrest Griffin…I enjoyed this one as much as his first book, “Got Fight?”. Griffin has a knack for telling a story and the man is funny as hell. I found myself laughing out loud while reading it. If you enjoyed his first book, this is a must buy!
Review by Steve for Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse
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Every bit as good as his first book. Instructions for the wagon of death crack me up.